Tidbits, odds and ends - a meme

I've never done one of these before but it looked like fun... so here we go. These things are so much harder than they look! Wow!! I found this over at Sharon's I'm a Survivor journal.

1. My Uncle once- let me come live with him for the summer. I had a blast!

2. Never in my life- have I bungee jumped.

3. When I was 5- I had a loose tooth that I kept playing with. I ended up getting it twisted and turned it around backwards.

4. High School was- the best years of my life.

5. I will never forget losing- my grandparents. They were my world to me when I was little.

6. I once met- many musicians! I was somewhat of a groupie throughout my late teens and into my twenties.

7. There's this person I know who- needs to keep her dogs in her own yard!  

8. Once at a bar- you don’t want to know!

9. By noon-  I’m usually getting around to making lunch.

10. Last night- was a bad night.

11. If I only had- more money! 

12. Next time I go to church- it will probably fall in. 

13. What worries me most- is if my kids will grow up to be the adults I’d like them to be.

14. When I turn my head left, I see- our craft bins.

15. When I turn my head right, I see- my filing cabinet.

16. You know I'm lying when- I say I always eat healthy.

17. What I miss most about the eighties- my youth!

18. If I were a character in Shakespeare, I'd be- Lady MacBeth probably. “Out damned spot, out I say!” Seems like I’m always trying to get spots out of clothing or the carpets.

19. By this time next year- I hope I’ll be slimmer and healthier.

20. A better name for me would be- I don’t know. I like my name.

21. I have a hard time understanding- why nobody else notices messes around here but me.

22. If I ever go back to school- I’d be the oldest one there.

23. You know I like you if- I’m nice to you, and go out of my way to help you out.

 24. If I ever won an award, the first person I'd thank would be- My family.

25. Take my advice, never- put a tack on a teacher’s chair.

26. My ideal breakfast is- a cup of coffee, some cottage cheese, and a few pieces of fruit.

27. A song I love, but do not have, is- I think I have all the songs I love on my iPod.

28. If you visit my hometown, I suggest- you visit the waterfront. It’s absolutely beautiful and I could spend hours there just watching the boats and the gulls.

29. Why won't people- stop and think before they do stupid things.

30. If you spend the night at my house- you wouldn’t get a good night’s sleep. The guest bed needs a new mattress and the animals hog all the room in the beds here.

31. I'd stop my wedding for- Captain Jack Sparrow! 

32. The world could do without- more landfills. 

33. I'd rather lick the belly of a cockroach than- WHAT?!? I don’t know who thought of this question but I’d like to thank you for giving me the heebie jeebies! LOL

34. My favorite blonde is- Gwyneth Paltrow.

35. Paper clips are more useful than- nipple clips?

36. If I do anything well- it’s raise my kids with good values.